He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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