If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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