I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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