oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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