The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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