Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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