but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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