Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Drunk is not a location!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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