why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
too bad you live with your parents still
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
