Its about making memories worth repressing
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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