somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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