Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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