Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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