my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Boobs are out for the taking
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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