my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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