Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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