that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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