New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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