People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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