Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it glows. i had to have it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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