I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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