So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
