So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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