are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
