Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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