Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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