Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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