love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
