This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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