And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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