then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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