Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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