If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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