this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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