In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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