i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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