the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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