took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
