...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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