Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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