question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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