You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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