Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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