i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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