Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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