I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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