so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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