we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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