I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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