we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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