Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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